Ok for some reason I find lame jokes very funny and very LAME!!!!
Of course they are lame, otherwise they ain't lame jokes.

What kind of cars do goats drive? Laaaaaaaaamborghini's!


What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? "Dam!"


Why are Maths books always so sad? Because they have a lot of problems!


Why should you never shower with a Pokemon? Because it'll Pikachu! (peek at you)


Why is the sea blue? Because the fish go "blu blu blu"


What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look, I'm changing!"


I had a friend with a rubber toe. My friends and I called him Roberto.


What did the big bucket say to the small bucket? "You look a little pail!"


Which burger comes from royalty? Burger King!


Why is Malaysia a positively charged country? Because we have a lot of Protons!


Why are burglars such good tennis players? Because they spend a lot of time in courts!


My friend Jack was a pilot on a Boeing 747. I got on his plane and said "Hi Jack!" then the air Marshall shot me.


Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with!


What did the alkene say to the alkane? "The name's Bond. Double bond."

...END OF JOKE...


I think enough of posting this jokes already......
So that's all I can say


Until Den
~DraGeXiuS~