1. Would you date number 5?
Ask him go eat BOIL EGG until mouth melecur


2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?
He noes how to treat his ownself



3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend.
oh... dat guy is a "&@*#@*" fella



4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.
if oni he noes how to do it



5. Number 1 is acting weird.
yah... as usual.. EMO


6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.
Make sure he BOTAK!!!


7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert.
Since when... as long as he pay it



8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.
Ask him whether he noes wher a bar is? Reminds me of THE MAN HE KILLED



9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world.
u nid help... i'm ther for u



10.You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.
coz he hijacked a plane and hacked into god noes maybe.. whatever



11. Number 7 and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he/her wrap his/her arm around you.
go to HELL


12. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.
HE IS A FOOD... "EGG" in fact. GO EAT is own egg



13. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.
i dun even take bus



14. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can’t sleep.
go call the "TANJUNG RAMBUTAN".. they got SOLUTION for dat


15. Your walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.
Same effect as being knocked down by a BUll DOZER at a speed of 200k/m h-1


16. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.
he would be cursing rather than crying


17. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.
Push him into the flame



18. Number 5 comes to your door one day holding a koala.
giv the koala eggs to eat



19. Number 3 just got you an X-Box.
lets play for , jeez, about 20hrs


20. Number 9 challenges you to a children’s card game.
hey kiddo, step back



21. Number 1 thinks he/she’s overweight.
he's DRUNK



22. Number 7 looks lonely.
Giv him a whole set of RESIDENT EVIL DVD including RE GAMES...



23. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.
must have been his "C**-STYLE" didn't work out. Thats all



24. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.
Dey must hav plan how to DEStroY ME


25. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say?
Ur hair must be white

26. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went.
BOON TEK muust hav tried out his CS skill at ther using real GUNS

27. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.
dat guy doesn't noe the word "SAD"



28. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once! Is it possible?
the possibility is high coz
I'm probably in their hitlist after answering this TAG
Pls, get the ambulance ready 1st